110+ Pick-Up Lines So Funny and Terrible, You’re Sure to Get a Smile

If you’re in search of an intimate relationship, or just meet people you’d like to get to know, there’s plenty of pressure that must be met to get the first conversation a hit. Pick up lines have an undeserved reputation for being cringe-worthy and cheesy. If you approach an exchange with the appropriate amount of humor and interest it could be the perfect way of having a successful date or number.

Introducing yourself to someone you’ve never met before is never easy, regardless of whether you’re using an app or in-person because the risk of being rejected is part of the equation. A well-chosen, but knowingly untrue opening line could be a great strategy to break the tension and break the ice. Try one of these phrases on the next person you’re interested in, but be sure to keep it going even in case they’re not.


  1. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.


  1. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.


  1. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.


  1. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.


  1. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.


  1. Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.


  1. Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.


  1. Are you from Tennessee originally? No? Oh, from where then?


  1. Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.


  1. Are your parents bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.


  1. Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.


  1. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.


  1. I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?


  1. My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? (What?) Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.


  1. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!


  1. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!


  1. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.


  1. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.


  1. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.


  1. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.


  1. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!


  1. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!


  1. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.


  1. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.


  1. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.


  1. I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.


  1. Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair.


  1. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’


  1. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’


  1. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.


  1. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?


  1. You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.


  1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?


  1. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?


  1. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


  1. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!


  1. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!


  1. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.


  1. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!


  1. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.


  1. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?


  1. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.


  1. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.


  1. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.


  1. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?


  1. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.


  1. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.


  1. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?


  1. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.


  1. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!


  1. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!


  1. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!


  1. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.


  1. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.


  1. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.


  1. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.


  1. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.


  1. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?


  1. You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.


  1. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.


  1. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?


  1. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?


  1. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.


  1. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!


  1. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!


  1. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.


  1. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.


  1. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!


  1. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.


  1. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.


  1. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.


  1. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?


  1. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!


  1. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!


  1. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!


  1. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!


  1. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.


  1. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.


  1. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.


  1. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.


  1. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.


  1. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.


  1. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?


  1. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.


  1. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?


  1. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling


  1. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?


  1. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.


  1. Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!


  1. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.


  1. How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice.

Wanna get a drink?


  1. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.


  1. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?


  1. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?


  1. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?


  1. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!


  1. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?


  1. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.


  1. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.


  1. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?


  1. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.


  1. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)


  1. You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.


  1. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!


  1. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.


  1. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.


  1. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.


  1. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.


  1. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!


  1. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.


  1. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!


  1. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!


  1. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!


  1. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!


  1. I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.


  1. You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.


  1. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!


  1. I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.


  1. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.


  1. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.


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